Night Falls Quotables

• "What is this, a fuckin' rodeo?" -- Lex slipping OOC after seeing the tenth person walk in wearing a cowboy hat.

• "So get him a cockring and ward it. Alacrity, I'm dropping my pants. Swiftness, I'm hitting you with it, Take a lethal. Gives new meaning to the phrase, Dick Waving, now doesn't it?" -- Heather OOCly discussing a presant for a sex-crazed Brujah.

• "Kind of hard to be the area's premiere smack dealer when the ST's won't approve your smack." -- Josh muttering under his breath.

• Kendall Briggs, Scourge: "Those guys are Sabbat! That mean's they're not acknowleged!! I can kill them!!"
  Lord Alexander Townsend, Prince: "They're Sabbat, kill them anyway!"

• Dominion Caul: "Good god, man! How do you sleep?"
  Kendall Briggs: "Like the dead..."

• Dominion Caul: "You are a bigot!"
  Kendall Briggs: "Yeah, what's your point?" -- Discussing Caitiff.

• "You see colorful little bits of aura in my black veins." -- Unknown person after a successful Aura Perception challenge.

• "With all due respect to your age and position: Go fuck yourself." -- Kendall Briggs in an opening sentence to Archon Egil Skallagrimson.

• "I bid 'on fire'" -- Frank after having his NPC set ablaze by an overzealous Tremere.

• "Shade is a student of death in all its forms. Time for his final exam." -- Ligadier Truffaut (ed note: totally expecting the obligatory mwahahahaaaaaaa)

• Heather: "Why does Father Alvaro have to ride in the front seat?!"
  John M.: "Because God's Messenger gets shotgun."

• ST Rod, describing a grisly scene: "Either they just slaughtered a small pig or a cop just died."
  Tracy: "Same thing."

• Josh: "Make way for the soaking wet minion of Set." -- as he's making a beeline for the fire in the main hall.

• "He just pissed off the who's who of the Ass-Stompin Monsters of the Known World." -- Charles, discussing the nature of a large OWBN coterie.

• During the interrogation of a Sabbat Prisoner:
  Sir William Hyde Drake: Do you know what you are?
  Lasombra (played by Dan Herbstreith): Yeah, the fangs were a huge give away.
  Sir William: I want to hear you say it. [leans closer] Go on. Admit to what you are.
  Lasombra: [silence]
  Sir William: Here. Repeat after me. "I'm a..."
  Lasombra: "...Dickhead."
  Sir William: [frenzy]

• "He's like the Pillsbury Doughboy on Goth." -- Gabriel Sefirot about Gonovin Landrake

• A Brujah and a Tremere are sitting in a bar and after talking to eachother for 15 minutes:
  Uruz: Well, I'm done. How about you?
  Wallace: Unlike some, I know better than to keep a conversation going when I've run out of things to say.
  Uruz: Guten Nacht, then.

• "Padre went nuts. Pulled a gun on the Security Guard. So I killed every one in the room." -- Jack Twist, Brujah

• "That's some straight Brujah shit right there." -- Josh Strassman after hearing the above

• "18 inches comin right at ya." -- Physical challenge to "french" kiss a girl with tongue of the serpent by Jesus Escobar (Josh)
  "I feel so violated." -- Belinda St. Croix (Katy) after the deed was done

• Sir Drake: "Anyone have a knife?"
  (In response gets two characters holding a knife, and Deirdre pops a claw)
  Rod (In ST Mode): Are you burning the blood point to pop claws?
  Charles (OOC): "She burns 1/5 a blood point to pop claw."

• Gabriel Sefirot: "Well, if it helps, I have his ashes in a baggy."

• Gabriel Sefirot: "You want to know how I'm going to catch Fluffy? I'm going to go into town, and get me a cow, some markers, a piece of paper, and a chihuahua. I'm going to staple that chihuahua to the cow, and stick a sign in its mouth saying 'Here, Leezard, Leezard, Leezard." Then I'm going to mount the cow, put on a cowboy hat, slap its ass, and go to the alligator rodeo."

• Jonathan Giovanni: "Well, I'm told I've got a good voice. Me, I don't know. My voice, it's kinda..."
  Matthew Sullivan: "Pink."
  Jonathan: "PINK?!?!?"
  Matthew: "Pink. With lavender undertones."
  Jonathan: "My voice is PINK?!?!?!?"

• "Yes we did, and no, we're not sorry!" -- Legion to Brent Albertson about killing the Malkavian Primogen.

• Ian James OOC but while playing Ramano del Armago: "I'm sorry, is it dark in here or is it just me?"

• Nemoria: So, what is relative weight within your Clan...?
  Jaret du Lac: Well, he's the paperweight.

• Gabriel Sefirot: Hi Kayin..... Damn, there's a lot of Toreador.

• Nemoria to Gabriel: I gave you Valiant, not drooling.

• Vinnie Bernaducci: We'd like to call Fluffy something different.
  Capt. Morgan: Target.

• Nemoria: Well, I could join you and go in there astrally, and take a look around.
  Vincent: We'd have to go down through dirt. Do you really want to go down through dirt?
  Nemoria: *thoughtfully* No. Do you?
  Vincent: No.
  Nemoria: Okay, well then come back - get out of there.
  *Click*
  *A minute later the phone rings again*
  Nemoria: Hello?
  Vincent: *quietly* Hey, Nemoria? I'll go if you go.

• Meghan McCormick: "Well; I guess that makes you the sharpest tool in the shed now doesn't it?" Under her breath to Sara Duncan: "And that would be the hoe..."

• Brian Clough: "Ow! God!" after apparently bruising an appendage on his way inside the crowded room of vampires holding court: "Whoa! Etiquette."

• Ben Revell as Simon Aelfricson: "Aura Perception"
  Mike Gray as Gabriel Sefirot: "Let me lie first, then do the test."

• Ian: "Sydney, Australia?"
  Janet: "No, Ian, the other one!"

• Janet James to Josh Strassman: "Get 'em, Copula!"

• Florian Laws, while being arrested by MIBs: "Is it money or drugs?"
  into his phone: "Call Johnny Cochran!"

• Janet: "Heightened Senses, is it ticking?" as an Assamite Elder presents a gift to Prince Rossini.

• Arthur: "I think "Flock of Gargoyles" sounds like a good name for an 80's cover band."

• A very loud helicopter flies overhead as the game participants are gathered outside in the Brinkley's parking lot
  "Damn you, Ramano!" -- Larry Wile, shaking an angry fist.

• City Member: "Are you sabbat?"
  James Bradshaw: "Yes. But I wasn't part of that earlier thing..."

• Jonathon Bathory, Malkavian Primogen: "I'm of several different minds on this one."

• "Damn it Josh, If you beat me to death again, I'll kill you" -- Deb Holbach just before her PC's death.

• Jason Rapien: "Who was that Maelstrom of PMS?"
  Bodo: "Sara Desidarius."

• "I'm a big fan of 'pbbbbhht'." -- Jess tip #752 on how to shorten long descriptions of scenes.

• "I think she was embraced on the rag." -- Michael Oxbig, talking to Michael Hill about Trisanne Burgess.

• "Oh, don't worry Baby, we got the whole thing on Nos. Pay-Per-View! Only 29.95. Want me to give you a taped copy?" -Michael Hill, to Trisanne Burgess about her beat-down from Mace.

• "Well have you ever done it with the dead" -- Theodorus Giovanni
  "In the mood for a cold one?" -- XIX

• Kenny: I'm about to sacrifice myself for you
  Mike: cool, I'll make sure you get prestige.

• Larry (to Mike Gray): You wake up and a woman has your head in her lap.
  Jess: Face up or face down?

• Larry: You can sense that nemoria and Anna are nearby.
  Mike: I head for the light!

• I"m tough enough to take it in the ass and that does not leave this room. -- Anonymous

• "I used to be a member of a coterie called the Rock. The Rock is dead. Long live paper." -- Gabe

• "I'm a one point coat rack . . . I'm not even a merit, I'm a background." -- Josh Strassman in reference to his new role as Sara Desidarius' ghoul.

• "Oni wa akuma da.* Physical Challenge." -- Rictor Barnes to scare a Japanese mortal before attacking him.
  * First, apologies if I got the japanese wrong at all. Second, the translation is, "I am the Devil."

• "So what? He's been around for years and years and goes to sleep, then pops up after 200 years and says, 'Hey, I'm old. Respect me.'?" -- Erin O'Connor on Elders